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pattmatters0n:

TIL the laserdisc icon for when it was time to flip the disc is adorable

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p4nsy:

p4nsy:

p4nsy:

I can never reblog that one post that’s like “what fictional food did you desperately want to eat as a child ” bc I had this dinosaur book as a kid and in the book there was this illustration of a T. Rex eviscerating a Triceratops and feasting on its remains and it looked like it was having such a good time with the triceratops carcass that I would have traded anything to be that T. Rex. And I can’t just add that to a random stranger’s post

I see how it is you can all post about cannibalism and blood drinking and it’s cool it’s normal it’s ENCOURAGED even but I say I wanted to indulge in the absolute carnage of felling a 26,000 lb horned beast with my hands and then feasting upon the spoils of my victory as a child and suddenly IM the weird one

Everyone says they want a weirdgirl who is hot and strange and off-putting and then she says she’s harboring a secret desire to be a Mesozoic superpredator from the late cretaceous and you all switch up REALLL fast

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plounce:

plounce:

it makes sense for bards and dancers to be able to cast peloton because bards play a song with a quick tempo and dancers are all about movement. but why can machinists cast peloton

THEORIES:

• shooting at their heels
  
• changing out shells and throwing them on the ground so that everyone slips on them
• all the weird clicking noises in the guns have a fast bpm
• the weird first generation guns are very unstable and they make everyone very nervous, encouraging them to run faster
• tiny robots that you shoot from your gun that physically push everyone forward

daco-showman:

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

literally nothing funnier than a newly born aquatic mammal realizing they’ve been cursed to live in water

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headspace-hotel:

sirfrogsworth:

Is anyone else just… exhausted?

Everyone living in the USA needs to inform themselves about “crisis pregnancy centers.” They’re not legitimate medical facilities and typically only have a nurse on staff, if even that.

“Crisis pregnancy centers” are UNREGULATED organizations that present themselves like medical facilities and often offer medical advice and information, but they are staffed by volunteers many of whom are not medical professionals, typically funded by churches and pro-life orgs, and exist to convince people not to have abortions. They often give “patients” misinformation and lies about abortion, contraception, and pregnancy.

These organizations often take the place of legitimate medical facilities particularly in impoverished areas despite being essentially fake medical clinics that offer few services and that are not bound to ethical or sanitary guidelines of real clinics.

A “crisis pregnancy center” in Kentucky was recently in the news because a nurse who volunteered there found that trans-vaginal ultrasound probes were being sanitized using disinfectant that was both expired and totally ineffective against HPV, a common sexually transmitted infection, meaning the clinic could have given their clients STIs with their shitty unregulated sanitation practices.

My MOM visited one of these “centers” when she was pregnant with me (a planned and wanted pregnancy) because she didn’t know it was fake and unregulated!

People deserve real healthcare, not lies, randos dressed up in white coats, and disease-spreading, unsterilized equipment like it’s the 1700s.

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